Friday, July 30, 2010

A Lunch for Champions


I think that hours spent wax-polishing cars deserves a feast like this--and perhaps a relaxing arm massage as well! Lucky me to have a chef handy to just whip up yummy yummy yummy creations.

What I'd Say to Me Nine Months Ago.....

1. Don’t travel with someone you just met: Even if s/he is the kindest, most well-meaning person on Earth. And especially not if you know in your heart that you are an independent enough person to go it alone. There are so many unforeseen stresses and last-minute decisions involved in traveling that unless you’re completely comfortable with your travel companion, it’s just a potential recipe for disaster.

2. Get over the fact that there’s no place like Trader Joe’s: It’s so sad, but so true, it’s the best grocery store Ever and it’s only in America. However, other countries have their own grocery perks, like Tim Tams and Sweet Chili Sauce.

3. Moving to New Zealand does not mean you’re on a year-long Holiday: Lighten up on those Tim Tams and Gingernuts and Lollies….you’ll be running many a mile to burn those off your bum!

4. Don’t lose Ginger Jr. in Wellington: A total mental breakdown will ensue.

5. Don’t spend Christmas with a friend’s family: Granted it was nice being welcomed into another family’s holiday traditions, but it’s really difficult not to feel like an outsider, especially when you have a cold! Looking back I think I would have preferred staying in a hostel where everyone’s in the same boat….hostels are great for makeshift families.

6. Don’t chicken out: I swear, the amount of money I’ve wasted on canceled and changed flights is enough to take a whole other trip! Just stay strong through those short-lived homesick episodes, your wallet will be all the bulgier for it.

7. Don’t try to flee to Russia: This goes along with chickening out, it’s a very silly thing to do, especially since Russia doesn’t want you anyway.

8. Don’t fall for the local Bad Boy: The family won’t approve and long-distance love makes for more flight changes, thereby further deflating your wallet. Oh who am I kidding, turn this don’t into a do—life’s an adventure you only live once! Plus, didn’t someone famous once say that “love knows no bounds”?

LOVE


My oh my, how I do love surprises!!